Thread of the Day: so i'm taking a girl to olive garden with a $25 gift card.
A few highlights:
- “tell her this is the classiest place you’ve ever eaten.”
- “order spaghetti with meatballs and place a breadstick in between two of them and ask her if your plate reminds her of anything as you stare at her, stroking your straw”
- “Make sure when your server asks you for your drink order you insist on smelling the lid of the Lambrusco.”
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Cried, I was laughing so hard.
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bearpope reblogged this from kriskristoffersonsbeard and added:
girl to Applebee’s...a $50 gift card. Ordered $16 worth
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