Hey, look stranger — you wanna’ waltz past me and utter the word “Yoshi” at me in 2012? I’m almost 28 goddamned years old. I will take a ride in your car if you’re promising candy or making out, and frankly*, it’s my adult decision to do so.
* I know a Frank and he’s a regular at my bar. Frankly speaking of Frank, I’d go home with him.
