Let me make this perfectly clear
I am not a Football fan.
And you’re like “Well, maybe you’d enjoy fantasy football. It’d help you to appreciate the sport more and watch more of the games to care about them.”
But I’m not a Football fan.
That’s like me going up to you and saying “Hey, you like The Black Keys? You should get into Lightnin’ Hopkins who basically taught them everything they do.”
But you won’t check Lightnin’ Hopkins, because you’re just a Black Keys fan, not a Blues fan, right?
I just like the Steelers, okay? I’m a fan of Pittsburgh.
Also, FUCK OTHER TEAMS. I hope a meteor wins all of the games until next season.
