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Kris Kristofferson's Beard

Kris Kristofferson is
a Country musician
and all-around bad-ass.

Kris Kristofferson's beard is
a beard.

Saved this from awhile back during my OKCupid days because it is hands down the greatest thing any of you are ever going to read from an OKCupid profile.

Saved this from awhile back during my OKCupid days because it is hands down the greatest thing any of you are ever going to read from an OKCupid profile.